Oh boy here we go again
APPARENTLY I only blog when I change jobs. By that logic, I avoided having to blog mostly by working at Mozilla for most of a decade. Snuck by for 18 months at Glitch and then they forced the issue by laying me off! Of course I couldn't just write, first I had to re-build my website.
tl;dr: After 8½ years, December 7th was my last working day at Mozilla.